The new bag

He who does not want to be named bought a new bag.  It had loads of pockets as he likes to carry a lot of stuff.  He laid out everything to go into the bag on the table.
"Oh" I said,  "now you have to put everything into categories"
" oh yes categories"
He then looked at all the pockets and chose one. Into it went his hearing aids, his glasses, and his asthma puffer.
"What category is that?" I asked, "is it health? "
"No" he said,  "old age"